Some letters, you only open and read once. That's because once you've read it, everything is different.
I think that this certainly applies to this husband, who received a rather shocking letter from his wife. But it's not because of the car accident that she describes at first...
Make sure you read until the very end.
"Re: A little accident
To my loving husband,
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick-up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately, it was not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Walmart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
P.S. Your girlfriend called."
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