When one man and his partner had been together for four years, they decided the time was right to move in with one another.
It was then that she took him by surprise with a sudden demand. She said that she didn’t like his beagle, Molly, and issued an ultimatum: Her or the dog.
Obviously, it was a big choice to have to make. Luckily, however, he took little time in coming to the correct decision. He posted this brilliant advert on Craigslist shortly after:
“MY girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her. She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!
So… anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!”
We’re sure you’ll agree it’s hilarious. One general rule for life: If someone asks you to pick between your dog and something else, there should only ever be one winner!
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