There’s much and more to be gained from listening to the older members of society. Tales from bygone eras, wisdoms that can only be learned from firsthand experience, warnings of mistakes best not repeated; there’s no end to the reasons you should be paying close attention when someone who’s been there and done it all talks.
You might want to pay particular heed to the words of Caroline V, a 73-year-old escort who’s lived an… unconventional life after hitting an age where most people consider retirement.
As a senior sex worker, she’s full of stories, the likes of which can’t be easily obtained elsewhere. She recently made an appearance on the Tea at Four podcast, offering unfettered access to the ins and outs of her career.
As per reports, Caroline was a dedicated Christian who was celibate for more than four decades from the age of 17 after turning to religion.
She then made the bold and rather unexpected move of entering the world of sex work.
Caroline explained that she started by attending swinging parties. After being encouraged by partners to consider taking it up as a career – and amid mounting pressure from her mortgage company, who threatened to repossess her home – she decided to give it a go.
After a brief stint appearing in adult videos and starting an OnlyFans channel, she eventually found her way into the escort business.
She caters for clients of all ages, ranging from as young as 20 to as old as 90. Caroline claimed on the podcast that the majority of them had been pleasant and respectful.
A small few stand out for the wrong reasons, however.
When asked by Tea at Four hosts Billy and Lauren for the weirdest requests she’d ever received from people employing her services, Caroline replied: “[One was] wearing a guy’s mother’s nightie and him wearing one as well – and to make it even worse, wearing his dead mother’s nightie!
“And he was a perfectly respectable businessman, travels the world, the least likely person you would think would ask for that, but he did. And they were those old, static, polyester material that just clung to your skin. Vile.”
Yet that particular anecdote pales in comparison to another request she recalled.
Caroline explained: “The other one is feeding a guy a poo sandwich. I have been asked to do hard sports quite a few times, and I always have to say ‘I can’t do it on cue.’ I mean, who can?
“Because he was traveling up from the Isle of Wight and it’s quite a distance, I said ‘I’d have normally done my poo that morning’ and he said ‘could you prepare it for me?'”
Readers of a less-hardy constitution look away now, because Caroline went on to detail how she got creative in order to acquiesce to the revolting request.
“But on that particular day, the day before, it was a bit loose. Not seriously [loose], but a little bit soft. So I made it into sausages. Two sausages,” the 73-year-old said.
“I had to get it ready, so I got it – obviously with gloves on – so I scooped it up and rolled it into two sausages.
“Then, because it wasn’t solid, I wrapped it in cling film, then wrapped it in foil, and then put it in the freezer overnight.”
She said that when she met with the client in question, he was “not a nice guy”. Ultimately, he did not actually end up eating the sandwich she’d prepared for him, claiming that he didn’t believe the excrement was hers.
Caroline admitted to making around $4,000 a month when she first started out, but has since managed to build her finances up to a point where she has cut down on her work.
Summarizing, Caroline revealed that her foray into escorting has helped her to feel sexy after so long a period where she lacked confidence. She admitted it has caused tensions within her family, but says she’s unapologetic concerning her choices.
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