Fall is finally here. The days are getting shorter and the temperature is dropping. The long, warm, lazy days of summer are far behind us.
With that in mind, I thought I’d share a fun and entertaining story to brighten up a dark, chilly day. Because, as everyone knows, nothing warms all of us up like a good belly laugh.
The story you’re about to read takes place on a typical weekend morning. We can probably all agree that after a busy week you want a little peace, quiet, and time to relax at the breakfast table before you start your day… but that’s not the case in this story. Things are about to get hilarious.
How so, you ask? Make sure you read all the way to the end because, in the last few moments, you’ll understand what I’m talking about. The end reveals a clever twist that changes everything!
ShutterstockA wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
“Careful,” he said. “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them. TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!”
His wife stared at him.
“What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”
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