We often note that our senior citizens have a lifetime of wisdom under their belts. But it’s also important to remember that they’ve put up with a lot of baloney in their day, too. To celebrate the wisdom that senior show in the face of absurdity, we offer this joke. If it cracks you up, share it with your friends!
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “Senior Special” was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.
“Sounds good,” my wife said, “but I don’t want the eggs.”
“Then I’ll have to charge you $3.49 because you’re ordering a la carte,” the waitress told her.
“You mean I’d have to pay more for not taking the eggs?” my wife asked incredulously.
“Yes,” the waitress answered.
“I’ll take the special then,” my wife said.
“How do you want your eggs?” the waitress asked my wife.
“Raw and in the shell,” my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.
If you thought this woman was as brilliant as we did, share this with your friends!
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