Wife Waits At Home For An Explanation To His Cheating. Nothing Can Prepare Her For The Answer.

Cheating is often a clear signal that something is wrong in a relationship. I don’t know about that with this particular couple, but after this masquerade they probably will have some thinking to do. I have no idea if this actually happened, but for the characters in this story I hope that this is an invented story… You have to admit: The conclusion is priceless. I laughed so hard in front of my computer that I cannot help but share this with you!

A couple was invited to a big New Years Eve masquerade party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for him not to go and have a good time.

Thanks to her persuasion, he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband. He was cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every beautiful woman he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being rather seductive herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.

She let him go as far as he wished; naturally since he was her husband. Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and made love with each other passionately in the back seat.

After that, just before unmasking at midnight, the wife slipped away home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, “Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.”

Then she asked, “Did you dance much?”

He replied, “I’ll tell you, I never even dance one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill and some of the other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening.”

His wife was confused.
“You must have looked pretty stupid if you were playing poker all night with that silly custome”, she said with sarcasm.

Her husband responded calmly.
”No, I loaned out my custome to my brother, who was there. But apparently he had the time of his life.”

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