For decades, Haribo’s Tangfastics have been a cornerstone of snack culture – packed with “the perfect hit of sweet and sour,” and one peculiar shape that many believed to be a key. But it turns the yummy gummies aren’t actually keys, leaving many users gobsmacked.
The mystery of Haribo’s so-called “key-shaped” candy persisted for years – woven into sweet shop chatter, childhood lunchboxes, and nostalgic memories. It was a shape so familiar, so widely accepted, that few ever stopped to question what it truly represented.
That is, until online users took a closer look.
‘What do you call this Haribo?’
It all began when one baffled husband took to Reddit’s CasualUK thread in search of clarity.
“After five years of marriage. We’ve just discovered that my wife and I refer to this particular Haribo sweet as something different to each other,” the user wrote.
“What do you call this Haribo?”
The post quickly gained traction as fellow sweet-toothed Redditors flooded in with their verdicts. And the opinions were very divided and wild.
The replies were a perfect blend of disbelief, nostalgia, and absurdity.
“Magnifying/looking glass,” offered one, while a second wrote: “Melted cow bones and sugar?”
“The thing [you] use to blow bubbles,” suggested a third.
‘Definitely a key’
Meanwhile, in another corner of the internet, one TikToker shared a clip, begging users to help her identify a Tangfastic sweet.
“What is this actually meant to be? Because for years and years and years, I’ve assumed it was a dummy, like a baby’s dummy,” explained @missemily. “Am I stupid? Because it just clicked that it’s a key. It’s definitely a key, right? Or is it a dummy? Or am I being the dummy and it’s something else?”
“It’s a key,” shared one confident user in the comment section. “I’ve always called it a dummy,” penned a second.
“It’s a dummy, you fold the long part into the whole and it looks like a dummy,” wrote a third user, who inspired a second clip by @missemily.
“I’m sorry, what now?” she starts in the clip where she’s seen folding the tip into hole, and then placing it in her mouth – like a dummy. “It looks like a dummy! I’m shook, I’m actually shook…I’m rethinking everything.”
‘Clearly not dummies’
Still, not all users were satisfied and some refused to accept the truth.
“Nope. It’s a key. It will always be a key,” shared one on TikTok, while another wrote, “I’m 30 I’ve always thought it was a key.”
Back on Reddit, one user declared, “I used to call them keys before I found out they were dummies.” A second, clearly caught in an identity crisis, wrote: “It was a key to me, but I know they’re apparently dummies. But they’re clearly not dummies.”
Haribo confirms sweet truth
The final word didn’t come from Reddit or on TikTok – but straight from the source.
Haribo settled the debate with a subtle but firm clarification in advertisements and in some countries, on the packaging.
The controversial sweet is not a key. It is, and always has been a fizzy, tangy, gummy dummy.
The sweet has become more than just a treat – it’s a cultural artifact, misidentified by a nation for generations.
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