This Cop Caught An Old Couple Having Sex In Public. Their Excuse Really Cracked Me Up.

The lasting love of an elderly couple is no doubt a wonderful thing, and many claim that sex lives improve with old age. Well, this old couple decided to revive old passions – and the police officer who stumbled upon them was shocked by the outcome. I have no clue if this actually happened or not, but sure hope it didn’t. Either way, the story made my day, and I highly suggest you read on till the end if you’re in the mood for a good laugh!

Jim leaned over and asks his wife: “Darling, do you remember that time 50 years ago when we had sex, right here, behind the village tavern. You leaned against the fence out back and I made passionate love to you.”

“Yes,” she answered. “I remember it quite vividly indeed!”

He smiled devilishly. “How bout a little stroll out back and we do it again for old time’s sake?”

“Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but great idea!”

The old couple didn’t realize that a police officer sat in the booth behind theirs. The cop chuckled to himself and thought “I have got to see these two go at it! I’ll just keep an eye out to make sure there’s no trouble.” So he followed them out.

The old couple walked slowly toward their destination, leaning on each other and their walking sticks for support. They finally reached the back of the tavern and memorable fence. They leaned up against it. And suddenly, erupted into the most furious lovemaking the cop had ever seen. It was a long ten minutes of screaming and grunting before they finally collapsed to the ground, panting.

The policeman was amazed. He thought he’d learned an incredible lesson about old age and lasting love.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggled up back to their feet and got dressed. The policeman, who still stood watching in shock, thought to himself that he absolutely had to know their secret.

So as the couple walked by, he asked “Excuse me, but that was just crazy. You must’ve had an incredible sex life. What is your secret to it?”

Shaking and barely able to respond, the old man said:

“Fifty years ago that wasn’t an electric fence.”

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