Oftentimes our lives become so overwhelming that we forget to pause and enjoy the profound release that comes with laughter when we’ve seen or heard something funny.
Today we’re sharing with you a joke about a married couple, and though infidelity is no laughing matter, we hope this little story makes you smile!
Imagine this: After picking up her kids from daycare and placing them in their rooms, a woman starts enjoying some downtime – perhaps a bit too much – with her husband’s brother in the bedroom of her home.
Funny joke
The woman and her brother-in-law are in bed together when they hear the loud hum of the garage door opening, followed by the chirping of the lock engaging on her husband’s car.
Neither the woman, nor the man’s brother, knew he was coming home early that day.
The husband rushes up the stairs looking for his wife, who’s naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
“What’s up?” he says.
“I’m having a heart attack,” the wife cries.
The man runs downstairs to grab his phone to call emergency and just as he starts dialing, his young son is yanking at his leg, desperately trying to get his attention.
“Daddy! Daddy!” says the 4-year-old whistleblower. “Uncle James is hiding in your closet, and he’s got no clothes on!”
Outraged by his boy’s revelation, the husband throws his phone on the table and after storming upstairs into the bedroom, he whips by his screaming wife and tears open the wardrobe door.
Crouching beneath the hanging clothes was a very naked James, who – like the man’s wife – was also panting and sweating.
“You rotten SOB,” strikes the husband. “My wife’s having a heart attack and you’re running around naked scaring the kids!”
Please share if you know someone who needs a laugh!
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