Kids’ instructions on life…

Children really are wonderfully smart, especially when it comes to quotes about life.

Through the eyes of the innocent, they see things in their own way, often putting words to things that give us adults a good laugh.

Here are 33 brilliant wisdoms that prove these little fellas really are geniuses in disguise.

1. Never trust your dog to watch your food”, Patrick, age 10.

2. When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents”, Matthew, age 12.

3. Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching”, Andrew, age 9.

”Wear a hat when feeding seagulls”, Rocky, age 9.

”Sleep in your clothes so you’ll be dressed in the morning”, Stephanie, age 8.

”Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk”, Rosemary, age 7.

”Don’t flush the toilet when your dad is in the shower”, Lamar, age 10.

”Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your parents are doing taxes Carrol” age 9.

”Never bug a pregnant mom”, Nicholas, age 11.

”Don’t ever be too full for dessert”, Kelly, age 10.

”When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer”, Heather, age 16.

”Never tell your mom her diet’s not working”, Michael, age 14.

”Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat”, Joel, age 12.

”When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she’s on the phone”, Alyesha, age 13.


”Never try to baptize a cat”, Laura, age 13.

”Never spit when on a roller coaster”, Scott, age11.

”Never do pranks at a police station”, Sam, age 10.

”Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it’s moving”, Rob, age 10.

”Never tell your little brother that you’re not going to do what your mom told you to do”, Hank, age 12.

”Remember you’re never too old to hold your father’s hand”, Molly, age 11.

”Listen to your brain. It has lots of information”, Chelsey, age 7.

”Stay away from prunes”, Randy, age 8.

”Never dare your little brother to paint the family car”, Phillip, age 13.

”Forget the cake, go for the icing”, Cynthia, age 8

What It Means to Be Adopted:

Teacher Debbie Moonís first graders were discussing a picture of a family. One little boy in the picture had a different color hair than the other family members.

One child suggested that he was adopted and a little girl named Jocelynn Jay said, “I know all about adoptions because I was adopted.”

“What does it mean to be adopted?” asked another child.

“It means,” said Jocelynn, “that you grew in your mommy’s heart instead of her tummy.”

Straight talk

An 8 year old girl goes to her dad who is working in the yard and asks, “Daddy,what’s sex”?

The father is surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer.

He tells her about the birds and the bees; the egg and the sperm; and the male and female.

When he has finished explaining, the little girl is looking at him with her mouth opened, so the father asks her, “Why did you ask this question”?

The little girl explains that “Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs.”

More wisdoms

Did you hear about the two little kids in a hospital who were laying next to each other?

The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?” The second kid said, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.”

The first kid said, “You’ve got nothing to worry about, I had that done to me once.

They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a piece of cake!”

The second kid then asks, “What are you in here for?” The first kid responded, “Well, I’m here for a circumcision.” The second kid said, “Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn’t walk for a year!”


Absolutely genius kids and  definitely words of wisdom!

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