White House slams ‘South Park’ for savage Trump p**** joke

The White House is reportedly fuming after South Park mocked the president’s “teeny tiny” manhood and cast him in a hellish love affair with Satan, who replaced Saddam Hussein with Donald Trump as his main squeeze.

In one of the most talked-about moments, the Season 27 premiere of South Park launched a multi-pronged attack on current political and media flashpoints – with President Donald Trump as the star.

However, the satire extended far beyond that. The show, known for its topical comedy, also referenced Paramount’s legal dispute and recent settlement with Trump, the 60 Minutes controversy, and the abrupt cancellation of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

But the part that ignited widespread reaction involves a naked animated Trump.

Teeny weeny

The episode opened with a scene of Trump sitting at his desk in the Oval Office, sparring with the Canadian Prime Minister in a tense, absurd showdown.

After, Trump walks out and sees a freshly painted nude portrait of himself hanging in the hallway with his teeny-tiny weeny.

“Why is my d*** so small?” the animated Trump asks the painter.

“But that’s the size it is in the photo,” the artist responds.

“Get this guy out of here. I’m going to sue you!” Trump said before storming off and entering a bedroom, where he strips down and jumps into bed with Satan – who was previously in a torrid affair with Saddam Hussein.

In bed with Satan

Begging for some attention from his big red bed buddy, who continues to deny him, Trump tells him: “Come on Satan, I’ve been working hard all day.”

The devil snaps, “You haven’t been working! You’ve been doing your stupid memes and just f**king around.”

Then, Trump pulls down the blanket and exposing his comically teeny-weeny penis, he said: “Come on Satan, you know you can’t resist this!”

Satan then replies: “I can’t even see anything, it’s so small.”

After punching him, Trump said, “I’ll f***ing sue you!”

White House slams episode

While fans of the show appreciated the razor-sharp satire, the White House wasn’t so impressed.

“The Left’s hypocrisy truly has no end – for years they have come after South Park for what they labeled as ‘offense’ [sic] content, but suddenly they are praising the show,” Trump White House spokesperson Taylor Rogers told Rolling Stone in a statement. “Just like the creators of South Park, the Left has no authentic or original content, which is why their popularity continues to hit record lows. This show hasn’t been relevant for over 20 years and is hanging on by a thread with uninspired ideas in a desperate attempt for attention.”

“President Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country’s history – and no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump’s hot streak,” Rogers added.

Show scores $1.5B deal with Paramount

Only hours after the show premiered, South Park creators – Matt Stone and Trey Parker – inked a $1.5 billion deal for 50 new episodes and a major streaming expansion on Paramount+.

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