Ever thought about visiting Scotland?
Maybe you had the impression that it’s beautiful there?
Forget it. Just look at this hideous view below.
It’s just a horrible, ugly, no good place.
As you can see, the beaches are covered with garbage and just full of tourists.
Everywhere you look, it’s just so flat and boring.
If it’s beautiful nature you’re after, you should really go elsewhere. What kind of hideous sunrise is this?
Even the animals are everything but cute.
There’s really nothing worth seeing, like this weird cave.
Just a bunch of old houses, amidst messy, unmanicured lawns.
Why would you ever want to visit this castle in the middle of a lake? So unromantic.
In the capital, things really take a turn for the worse.
Can you believe people actually have to live here?
Look, another ugly castle. I’d get out of here in heartbeat.
Why don’t they just tear these dreadful old buildings down? What a waste of space.
To find a decent restaurant is basically impossible. Like this boring one here.
The culture there is so boring that you fall asleep just thinking about it.
And everyone just keeps talking about some monster in a lake. Boring!
Not to mention, not a single famous person comes from Scotland. What’s the big deal with this guy?
Their way of dressing must be the most lame in the world. So run of the mill.
If you know what’s good for you, just stay far away from this place. You might accidentally fall in love, and you don’t want that dreadful fate to befall you!
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